Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 480 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (240/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game in enlarged mode
Beat the game in miniature mode
Medals Earned: 11/20 (135/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)